Don't tase me bro!

A big city lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a small town sheriff .

He thinks his self smarter than the cop because he is a big shot lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any po-dunk cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the sheriff's expense.

Sheriff says," License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Sheriff says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Sheriff says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Sheriff says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Sheriff says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle for me please, sir."

The Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Sheriff takes out his baton and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"