In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost...

Corcki

Shared on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 16:59
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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th3midnighter's picture
Submitted by th3midnighter on Mon, 06/25/2007 - 16:57
hahah brilliant.
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 17:10
bwahahaha

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