Corcki
Shared on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 16:51A very loud, unattractive, obnoxious woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing worn out flip-flops exposing her cracked heels and filthy toenails.
When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The woman stops screaming long enough to say,
"Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins?
Do you really think they look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "But I just find it hard to believe that someone had sex with you twice."
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing worn out flip-flops exposing her cracked heels and filthy toenails.
When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The woman stops screaming long enough to say,
"Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins?
Do you really think they look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "But I just find it hard to believe that someone had sex with you twice."
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