Be nice patients...please. You could have someone's gf

COULOW

Shared on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 17:51
The last procedure of the day, an abdominal drain. The 57 year old man hit on me, then responded to my 37 yr old Nurse to sit on his face then proceeded to lick his lips. Quickly, my 64 yr old former Supervisor CT Tech and Muscles McGee Evening shift male CT Tech were rushed into the procedure. To relieve us from this dirty old bastard. Another patient could only confide to the females that because of his recent Pacemaker implant, his penile implant was only half working. Imagine half mast, but only 1 sided. Letcha think about that one for a sec. My apartment complex doubled billed a grouping of residents and LUCKY ME! I was one of them. I am now in Overdraft with the bank and hurting. However "This should be resolved by tonight or tomorrow morning." Right. So I'm accumulating charges in the meantime and feeling like my thumbs up my ass after the lubeless ass raping this place has given me. THANKS. Remember, always check your bank statements, and be nice to the service people, you never know who you're talking to. COULOW. Out. I will wait until this whole bank fiasco calms, then run out and purchase a Turtle?Tiger? 5.1 surround headset for Xbox. Yee f'n haw.

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char's picture
Submitted by char on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 20:53
I don't want to know this, but what is a abdominal drain?....NO don't tell me....NO....Stop......shhhh......let me peek just a little....wait!....not ready.....OK.....!!!!!
Armada99's picture
Submitted by Armada99 on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 21:08
I think you meant to say Tritton AX360's instead of Turtle? Tiger?. Its almost hump day! wooty woot. Now I get to deal with *censored* co-workers.
jquack's picture
Submitted by jquack on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 17:55
It's too bad you can't kick frisky patients in the balls. Especially because if you kick hard enough, they'll end up right back in the hospital :) Oh, and landlords too. They deserve it too if they pull crap like that.
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Submitted by Mulchinator on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 18:29
INGDirect.com - prevents overdraft charges.
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Submitted by Mulchinator on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 18:29
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