Deep thoughts from Jack Handy

COULOW

Shared on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 11:18
Was I as good as I thought I was at Super Mario?  In 1988 I was a badass.  Then again, I'm now playing against kids who were sperm when that game came into fruition.

So everytime I'm sniped in the head,
everytime I'm teabagged,
everytime I'm assassinated by someone who's balls won't drop till 2015 I'll remember,


At least I have a job, can gamble legally, hell, at least I have a driver's license.

If work goes well, I play Halo.  If works goes bad, I play Rockband, and if a patient literally pisses on my scrubs, I'll play Call of Duty.

Ah, digital vengence mixed with submerged frustration.  I love gaming.

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COULOW's picture
Submitted by COULOW on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 20:36
LOL Yah, and Car Rental discounts or the ability to actually Rent from Hertz.
TheCarnivalAngel's picture
Submitted by TheCarnivalAngel on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 09:25
So, ummm, did you mention your drop in insurance rates? I always looked forward to that growing up.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 11:20
Ice T lives here? I did not know that. However, you forgot to mention Mike Tyson.
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Submitted by COULOW on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 11:23
Aw shit son! Ice T and Coco live in the burbs in Chandler. So does Pedroia. Well, not the burbs, prob Awatukee or Allwhitetookee. And Shaq. I'm so proud I might shit myself.

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