Envy Me

There is no decency in the world.  In my profession, I have the legal right to get people naked.  2, yes 2 30 something females felt it was perfectly acceptable for them to drop drawer in front of me without me covering them 1st!  So, yesterday's panty count was 2 Vicki Secrets, 5 Hanes, and 4 bare ass.

I bitch because the females are generally more prude than the males.  Many a man has had no difficultly with a full moon in my sterilized dungeon.

Bah. Slap my ass and call me conservative.  I just don't wanna see your stanky ass, sick, shit stained drawers OR hairy rump ok?  Cover that shit, dog!

Or at least buy some funny underwear and make sure to tote them to the Hospital.  We could all use a great laugh.

At some point of illness, you just don't care who sees your cottage cheese rainbow, or raisinettes.  I understand.  I'm the gloved nun dashing to your side to hide the family jewels.


In other news, one of our Radiologists, is an avid gamer.  God, he's awesome.  While one Doc bashes on my sport teams (New England fan here), another is midway thru life crisis and exchanges addys of local botox centers, this guy is a breath of fresh air.  So he told me to try out COD4.  I now obviously am getting addicted.  He also mentioned his current love of Devil May Cry 4.  Eh. Hated it! *snap snap*  Granted, the brother has a 360 and a PS3, so for which platform he gets his rocks off, I can't remember, but overall, his FPS adoration is definately appreciated.

If y'all only knew what really goes on in the control rooms.  I guess that's why I have a digital thought board.

Said Radiologist has now become a Daddy, again, last we spoke, and is saddened that he won't be able to play as much due to diaper duty.  Ah, well, at least there's one more person in the world that understands when I rattle off my geekdom stats.  My coworkers laugh and just call me the token nerd of the department. :)  And how their wives won't allow them to buy a console. :D 

Since I have joined a Halo3 clan, my lovah, my baby boo, the one who inspired me to buy a 360 myself after playing along with him on his account, has been amazed at my newfound tenacity to play more.  He's even started a second account on Live to rank up faster to 50 on Halo.  He claims that when your EXP is excessively high, it's harder to rank up.
I think this is where we differ.  Yah, the swelled cojones and bragging of being an officer is intoxicating, but I honestly just have more fun playing the games.  He still has yet to play COD4 I bought him. :P  Can't win em all.