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Got a lil excited...

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COULOW

My cherry is popped.  After having several lubeless rounds of ass manipulation on Domination, the kickass boys Slee, Switchblade, Ferdie, Duchee and I struck gold... not only did the boys annihilate the competition but....I GOT A KILLSTREAK OF 10 AND GOT TO CALL IN A HELICOPTER.


 


That's, uh, pretty much the excitment for me.  I apologize to those present for shouting, "WHO'S YOUR MAMA?" and "UH. THAT'S RIGHT. GIVE IT TO ME FUCKERS."  While this was happening.  Just a lil excited that I was able to pull that off.


 


Hit mediocrity in video gaming in my late adolencense.  I blame the increased estrogen with puberty.  There must be some study done that shows how unless you're a tomboy, with a football, guns, cars, videogame type mind, your early timmie youth of just pushing buttons and making Mario your bitch just hits the can.  I've been a half ass player ever since Nintendo 64, really.  So, this was exciting to finally succeed.


 


Apologies, and GAME ON!


Coulow. out.

Comments (6)

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Automan21k·
geeze, you started getting me excited with that first part....then ruined the illusion....+1 for my shattered dreams
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mrsleestak·
Great job chica!!!!!!!!!!\r \r Glad I was there to witness the event. :D
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clobbersaurus67·
Right on Coulow
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OLDMAV693·
WTG COU ROFLMFAO\r LOL AUTOMAN uhhh same here heheheheh
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duching·
That was awesome baby! So glad I was able to be there to witness you kicking some terrorist ass! You're Hot!
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jquack·
Gratz Coulow, it's a good feeling to unleash hot lead from a helicopter, eh?