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COULOW

Today:


 


Outpatient complains of long wait time.  Coulow gets patient to walk down MAIN hallway to Cat Scanner.  Transport is wheeling an Inpatient in bed.  Transports rolls over Inpatient's catheter bag.  Said bag explodes urine over entire hallway.  Outpatient is standing next to Coulow on invisible island watching entire event. 


 


Coulow turns to impatient Outpatient....


 


"Well, I'm sorry for the delay again, however this IS the only way to the scanner.  Do you mind waiting here while I get housekeeping?"


 


HA.


More great stories to come!


COULOW "bleach shoes" out.

Comments (5)

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madwoman·
I just peed myself! ROFL! Did patient stop complaining?
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rumbagod·
holy sheeeeeet, how was the inpatient after having that bag pulled? ;) and can you ever bleach out that urine smell? it's hangs around all phantom like....
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meemoos·
no phantom smell in a hospital! ;)\r
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hilskie·
BWAHAHAHA! Brilliant! If I were the one watching that I would have died laughing... :D
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Caddyman·
Being a housekeeper in a hospital shit like that caused by carelessness really pisses(no pun intended) me off. But it is fun getting even with the careless fucks ;)