Kickin it ole school

It was 1995. I had a dial up modem and Virtua Fighter. Good times.

It was sometime 1998ish (I discovered Rum in 1997 so the years were blurry until 2003). I had access to a playstation and Resident Evil.

It is now 2009. I have an Xbox 360, Virtua Fighter 5 and Resident Evil 5.

Slap me silly and call me a douche pop.

I'm slow as hell on the controls of RE5, but my pistol accuracy is 64%. Yay for me. Yes, I'm playing amateur. Did you not see above? I played the ORIGINAL RE braw! None really since! Word! I still can kick some ass on VF5 though.

Anyway, my thoughts of RE5.

Controls can be config'd ala RE4.

Online co-op is the SHIZZNIT. See Saint's Row 2 NOT Fable 2 for referrence.

You cannot (I think) hear your online partner in game. (unless I'm an idiot and don't know how to trigger that or just use party chat)

Split screen, once again, is horrid, tiny, abstract and is guaranteed to deliver migraines at warp speed. Not to mention assault to whomever is playing with you.

"COME ON! shit stained lice infested choad lickin clit litter."

The "I get more enjoyment out of games that are popular AND I don't suck in" star rating system give RE5...

9 outta 10.

Boo. Yah. Kah. Sha.

COULOW. out.