This one time at band camp...

We inject patients with IV contrast. It's very sticky, and though appears clear in the injector, when exposed to air, becomes flaky and whiteish tinted much like syrup. And now for my story of the day... All the patients today had some underlying penile issue. 2 were hung like Mandingo, one had a penile implant, and to top it off, a penile discharge. So. We scanned them. At the end of the day, as I ceremoniously tossed the injector head which stores the IV contrast into the garbage 3 ft away, it hit the rim and splashed me across the face. At this, the Xray Student, B-Ri exclaimed, "MONEY SHOT!" There yah go. From the token female Technologist. Splashed in the face, with a flaky, body temperature liquid that dries with a whiteish tint. Lovely day indeedy doo. COULOW. Out.