Poem

COULOW

Shared on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:24

A WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong.. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.. Oh send a king to make me queen... A man who loves to cook and clean.. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits from my mother....

A MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..

Comments

Biznass's picture
Submitted by Biznass on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:45
LOL
TKBosss's picture
Submitted by TKBosss on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:59
That's not true!!!!!!!!! I don't like fishing at all!!!!!!!! :)
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 14:14
I'm pretty sure a gymnast nymphomaniac would kill me in less than a day.
Azuredreams's picture
Submitted by Azuredreams on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 14:24
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Caddyman's picture
Submitted by Caddyman on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 16:23
LOL....good shit :)
HUNTERFU's picture
Submitted by HUNTERFU on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 19:32
LOL
wilderz's picture
Submitted by wilderz on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 20:50
Best laugh in a lonng time!
R0kst4r's picture
Submitted by R0kst4r on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 21:31
hey! i wrote that back in 2nd grade!!!!! lol good stuff 'Low.
Crimson_Fox's picture
Submitted by Crimson_Fox on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 06:44
ROFL.....that was great!

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