Joke of the Day

Crimson_Bear

Shared on Tue, 10/12/2010 - 07:00

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A huge heart covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.


Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart, forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynaecologist."

The proctologist fainted

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So, what... the guy wears a condom around all the time? I don't get it. God damn lizard people jokes.
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