Joke of the Day - What is Celibacy?

Crimson_Bear

Shared on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 05:44

What is Celibacy?
 
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
 
While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I,
listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and
wives know the things that are important to each other."
 
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's
favorite flower?'
 
I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently, and whispered,
 
'Robin Hood-All-Purpose, isn't it?'
 
And thus began my life of celibacy.........

Comments

SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 07:53
Stop spamming the top blogs. Put all your stuff together in one post or spread them out over more time.
Crimson_Bear's picture
Submitted by Crimson_Bear on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 06:20
Huh?
ZeroSuperman's picture
Submitted by ZeroSuperman on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 08:02
Here's a couple to share, Verbally NSFW Adadictomy - Process of changing gender from female to male Lopitaphomy - Process of changing gender from male to female. Have a good day, sir
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Submitted by IAmTheLiquor on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 09:12
What Soup said.

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