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Lesson of the Day

Crimson_Bear

Shared on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 02:01

A turkey was chatting with a bull.  'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'   

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.  It's full of nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: 
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there... 

Comments

Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 05:17
@ATC, no really, I was playing Halo 3 Forge. @ char, thanks, I count my comments first, then worry about thumbs...but aside from one, I dont' think I ever had below a 0 on a blog.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 07:54
Stop spamming the top blogs. Put all your stuff together in one post or spread them out over more time.
char's picture
Submitted by char on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 07:01
Nice blogs, but Doodi got mad at all his children and took the thumbs up away. So, I can't give you one that would be worth a darn. I'll just tell ya' here. +11111 = )
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Submitted by ATC_1982 on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 09:33
Hey Forge is Halo Wars an not Halo 3 . SO you know have a great day.

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