Mewwy cwistmas!

CrypticCat

Shared on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:22

 Okay... so what do you do on christmas eve when you're crypticcat? You spend the day at the mergency ward because you think that your disability is for pussies and you wreck yourself even further. I was suffering from such an intense pain that heavy guns were called for and I'm now put on painkillers that can stop end-bosses. For real.

I hate medication. If I can avoid taking pills, powders and potions I will. I'm now dependent on others enough without going around all drugged up and imposing myself even further on my sister and her family.

And I was just making my bed. I can't tell you what happened, because I don't know. I was making my bed the one moment and was crying on the floor the next, because of the most intense pain I have felt since I don't know when. Crazy. Anyway, I got diagnosed with a bad case of over-extending myself. Well duh... it's the hollidays and I want to help my sister as much as I can. And I asn't even doing much. I mean.., I'm 1st LT Ret. Crypticcat, Air Mobile, not some weak civie-vegetable. I learned today that disability doesn't care who you are. ;-)

The kicker is that my painkillers are Oxynorm 10mg capsules. And I don't take meds if I can help it. The result is devastating. Yes, the pain has lessened to a level I can most certainly cope with. And I'm stoned as fuck. So... mewwy cwistmas! I'm thinking the lights are pretty! No seriously. They are.

Anyway, should you encounter me in SWTOR tonight, just avoid me. I'm useless. LOL

Comments

Lala Calamari's picture
Submitted by Lala Calamari on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:25
All Nerfherders are useless, Duh! Anyway, hope you get better soon.
buckeye75's picture
Submitted by buckeye75 on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:28
A muslim wishing everyone a merry christmas.......you must be pretty stoned. Anyway, cats are supposed to sleep most of the time. So take it easy.
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:46
It's the spirit of the holliday that makes it hard to remain indifferent of it. =)
Habu06's picture
Submitted by Habu06 on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 16:33
Stoned on Oxy on Christmas. You'd fit right in around here.
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 17:54
Does that mean I'm not fit for Pork Chop Platoon? Or too fit still, so I'm better off in 2o2p?
Habu06's picture
Submitted by Habu06 on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 19:44
I'm not sure you could sink to our low standards but, hope springs eternal. What the original comment meant was that here in the U.S; specifically in my home state of Virginia, the recreational use or abuse, of Oxy is popular among us rednecks.
GUL74's picture
Submitted by GUL74 on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 20:01
First let me start by saying I'm sorry you went to the hospital and are / were in any type of pain Second you should take advantage of this current stonedness by putting some Pinkfloyd music on and watching some crazy type cartoons Third let me know if you need any food recipes (see jokers thread ) my mom has some and I got some Fourth Mewwy Cwistmiss
buckeye75's picture
Submitted by buckeye75 on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 00:11
In my current corner ov Va., moonshine is the drug of choice.
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 03:36
@Gul: Oxy kills the appetite I noticed... the very thought of food makes me queezy. More than I am already. And WoW is fucking pretty right now, I totally dig it. I also can't sleep. According to the insert, these are expected side-effects, though. @Buckeye: Overhere, the growthshop caters to the fix-fixated segment of society. The owner of said shop drives a Porsche 911. @Habu: Awesome answer man. Respect!

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