I shot my first Eagle golfing today. I was so excited that I shit my casual slacks. Afterwards I went out with some friends drinking and banged some hooker. Now I am stuck with 2 mortgage payments from the divorce.
Edit, left out t3h herpes:
I shot my first Eagle golfing today. I was so excited that I shit my casual slacks. Afterwards I went out with some friends drinking and banged some hooker that left me with herpes. Now I am stuck with 2 mortgage payments from the divorce.
Submitted by Devonsangel on Wed, 03/07/2007 - 13:00
The latest study from DumbSh*t University shows a distinct correlation between weight lifting and stretchy pants because of the leg pimples caused by Tylenol Cold illegally distributed by spawn campers.
"during my latest backgammon competition I caught my opponent cheating so I rubbed hot sauce in his eyes, it clearly created some feelings of lust between his girlfriend and I"
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