Cars and Babes

Have you ever backep up in a freakin ciment column in an indoor parking garage ?

How much do you think it cost to replace a driver side mirror, repair the side of your car, polish and paint... ?

$2 233.31 WTF I hate cars !

On a lighter note, I came up with a great line this week while I was on a "business diner" with a female colleague of mine.

Now, we are responsible for market developpement and to attract new clients, we take them out for diner.

This time, we had 140 of them. Sweet. It cost us a fortune but we had a blast.

Anyway, after a bottle of wine, and since she is cute as a button (5 feet tall, 104 pounds, sports model) we started talking about the real stuff : SEX.

So she admits that she gets hit on all the time and that guys are after her, to the point that even her best friend (a guy) admitting to her a week before he gets married that he as a crush on her. I say : "Can you blame him really ? There is no off-switch for what you've got" She answers : "I'll tell you something, but don't tell the guys at work...It's because of my oversized breast, they stick out and men can't seem to stare away". I have to agree with her... they do. Now, to make her feel better (and only that) I came back with : "You know, I'll tell you something also, but don't tell the girls at work... I have an oversized penis"

She laughed so hard, she spirted wine out of her nose.

Ok, do you need any more reasons to watch Big Brother All-stars this year ? Yes... fine. Here is participant Janelle posing in April 05 edition of Playboy :