The difference between men and women

DanLeCrinque

Shared on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 13:48

HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to

have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he

was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we

could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.  I asked him what was

wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He

said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept

driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love

you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted

nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed

distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later

he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made

love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were

somewhere else. He fell asleep

- I

cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with

someone else. My life is a disaster.

 

HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

Comments

SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 13:52
Oh. So. True.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 13:56
whatever!!!
Lunatik-ZX's picture
Submitted by Lunatik-ZX on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 14:02
LOL
NorthernPlato's picture
Submitted by NorthernPlato on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 14:23
yup. I can see that.
KingDrewsky's picture
Submitted by KingDrewsky on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 14:33
I laughed my balls off. It's okay. They are detachable.
Avril's picture
Submitted by Avril on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 14:46
LOL! I have learned to talk my cat, he at least looks interested in what I'm saying;-)
LadyisRed's picture
Submitted by LadyisRed on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 15:23
ROFL! I do concur. I think I wrote something just like that last week ;)
doodirock's picture
Submitted by doodirock on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 15:31
OMG! LOL!
Castlemonster's picture
Submitted by Castlemonster on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 16:55
So very true......
CapnHun's picture
Submitted by CapnHun on Thu, 08/03/2006 - 10:27
I keep thinking, "Why didn't he just tell her at dinner that he had a lousy day at golf?"
BCKinetic's picture
Submitted by BCKinetic on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 21:08
Wow, Drewsky has detachable balls? That sounds like a LAN prank just waiting to happen...
biorod's picture
Submitted by biorod on Fri, 08/18/2006 - 10:25
Oh man, classic. Just classic!
TwinCobra's picture
Submitted by TwinCobra on Thu, 07/27/2006 - 21:06
Rofl, hoho man. That was just toooo funny. Thanks for the laugh, Dan!

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