NO INVITE! (VERY LONG AND SAD FACE)

What a pisser! You think I might have some special consideration for being the greatest 40 year old H2 player in the entire galaxy, but nooooooo. Bungie has probably got some super computer randomly assigning based on whatever dictates and mandates they have used to filter their selection critereia. Or maybe that link drewsky posted a few hours prior to the offical launch, and then my additional re-registration after offical launch disqualified me (my zealous obsessive comulsiveness ruins not only my chances at H3 beta, but most meaningful relationshiops with members of the opposite sex, AGAIN!) anyway i am so NOT looking forward to scavaging the 12+ local EB's looking for this CRACK-UP CRACKHEAD CRACKDOWN piece of junkware, that i may just blow the entireissue off, and loathe the rest of you schleps who will be relishing in and rubbing in your H3 experiences all over blogs and forums and posts. Yes wowe-is-me will be transitioning in to out right fury anger and jealousy in about 3 minutes and 17 seconds. Which will logically lead me to a bout of mild to moderate depression. Time for some not so legal medication!