Burning questions

DarthClem

Shared on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 13:45

1.  I see that Deee Lite has a "Greatest Hits" album due out on October 23rd.  How the fuck does this happen?  She (they?) has exactly 1 more "hit" than I do and I've never recorded a song.

2.  Question for the ladies:  How do you not just stand in front of a mirror naked all day?  If I were a woman, that's what I would do.

3.  MikeJames is coming over to my house tonight.  I've sent my wife and kids away.  What do I need to do to keep my cats safe?

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Falelorn's picture
Submitted by Falelorn on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 13:48
1 - she had hits in Europe 2 - ya i agree.. 3 - I hear a rolled up news paper to MJ works
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 13:50
1. I have no idea. 2. No you wouldn't. There's nothing magical about yourself. 3. Mike James is way more harmless than he lets on to be...
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 13:53
1-I think they also did a song for Dumb & Dumber. It was pretty good. 2-I wouldn't be able to keep myself in the kind of shape that I wanted to stare at for long periods of time. 3-I don't really know the guy but I'd suggest making sure the cats don't smell like alcohol.
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 14:00
1. Boobs...and big hair. 2. It has been done before. But eventually "normal maintenance" will drag you away. 3. Spray the cats with a mixture of Brut cologne and Balsamic vinagrarette.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 14:10
Holy crap I looked up DeeLite on Rhapsody and that CD has 20 damn songs on it!!! Such favorites as the Dee-Lite Theme, Who Was That?, Pussycat Meow, Party Happening People and of course you remember the classic Apple Juice Kissing. Rhapody lists only three albums to their credit besides remixes and EP's. Good job on marketing, Deee-Lite!!!!
English_C6H6's picture
Submitted by English_C6H6 on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 14:22
1. Who? (I guess this makes your point). 2. Yeah, I would. But TDrag has a point. You'd have to be trapped in someone else's body to think it was anything special. Besides, mass media works on girls from a very young age to tell them their body is ugly and they need to buy things to make it beautiful. 3. Put little Jack Daniels shirts on them and he might think he's looking in a mirror and been changed into a cat. Take video and post here.
Aonon's picture
Submitted by Aonon on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 14:32
The singer for Dee Lite Lady Miss Kier lost a major lawsuit against Sega something like half a mill. Maybe she's trying to pay the bills.
RivalJJH's picture
Submitted by RivalJJH on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 14:37
He may call you "hot." so be prepared.
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 14:42
English - You're right...If anything, I would guess that most women try to avoid mirrors...
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 09/18/2007 - 14:45
1.) awesome question. it was a big hit but yeah .. it was one.. not plural. 2.) I like having boobies, i'm not gonna lie to ya. 3.) i'm not really a cat person so i can't help you there.

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