Burning questions

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DarthClem

1.  I see that Deee Lite has a "Greatest Hits" album due out on October 23rd.  How the fuck does this happen?  She (they?) has exactly 1 more "hit" than I do and I've never recorded a song.


2.  Question for the ladies:  How do you not just stand in front of a mirror naked all day?  If I were a woman, that's what I would do.


3.  MikeJames is coming over to my house tonight.  I've sent my wife and kids away.  What do I need to do to keep my cats safe?

Comments (9)

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Falelorn·
1 - she had hits in Europe\r 2 - ya i agree.. \r 3 - I hear a rolled up news paper to MJ works
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TDrag27·
1. I have no idea. \r \r 2. No you wouldn't. There's nothing magical about yourself. \r \r 3. Mike James is way more harmless than he lets on to be...\r
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MikeTheKnife·
1-I think they also did a song for Dumb & Dumber. It was pretty good.\r \r 2-I wouldn't be able to keep myself in the kind of shape that I wanted to stare at for long periods of time.\r \r 3-I don't really know the guy but I'd suggest making sure the cats don't smell like alcohol.
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JeepChick·
1. Boobs...and big hair.\r 2. It has been done before. But eventually \"normal maintenance\" will drag you away. \r 3. Spray the cats with a mixture of Brut cologne and Balsamic vinagrarette.
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MikeTheKnife·
Holy crap I looked up DeeLite on Rhapsody and that CD has 20 damn songs on it!!! Such favorites as the Dee-Lite Theme, Who Was That?, Pussycat Meow, Party Happening People and of course you remember the classic Apple Juice Kissing. Rhapody lists only three albums to their credit besides remixes and EP's. Good job on marketing, Deee-Lite!!!!
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English_C6H6·
1. Who? (I guess this makes your point).\r \r 2. Yeah, I would. But TDrag has a point. You'd have to be trapped in someone else's body to think it was anything special. Besides, mass media works on girls from a very young age to tell them their body is ugly and they need to buy things to make it beautiful.\r \r 3. Put little Jack Daniels shirts on them and he might think he's looking in a mirror and been changed into a cat. Take video and post here.
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Aonon·
The singer for Dee Lite Lady Miss Kier lost a major lawsuit against Sega something like half a mill. Maybe she's trying to pay the bills.
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RivalJJH·
He may call you \"hot.\" so be prepared.
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TDrag27·
English - You're right...If anything, I would guess that most women try to avoid mirrors...\r