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Hey naked guy -- STFU

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Shared on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 10:55

Some guys in the gym locker room are just WAAAAY to comfortable with their bodies I guess.  Seriously, how much naked walking around do you need to do?   Do you really need to stand naked and shave at the sinks in the gym locker room?  Hell, even at home, I wear a towel when I'm shaving.  And WTF is this guy doing sitting naked and reading the newspaper?  This is a locker room, not a nudist colony.

And for the love of all that is holy, let's not be standing around having a chat while we both got our junk dangling out.  Seriously.  Don't ask me if it looks like you've lost weight.  I don't even know you.

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but if we're in the men's locker room and either your or I are naked, I don't want to hear a word out of your head hole unless it's to warn me about a grizzly bear coming up behind me.  Anything else, you can just hold that thought until we have our underwear on.

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JollyRoger's picture
Submitted by JollyRoger on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 11:01
You're not old-fashioned, you're sane. I spit my water out when I read "And for the love of all that is holy, let's not be standing around having a chat while we both got our junk dangling out." ROFL
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 11:37
AMEN!! Or the naked-bent-over-sock-putter-onner! Don't point that hairy orifice at me when it is uncovered! Who puts on their socks before covering the important parts anyway? Usually some old saggy grey baller who just doesn't care anymore. Veins and grey ass hair everywhere. :( blllegh! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit..
selden007's picture
Submitted by selden007 on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 11:57
That last thing I want to see after working out is some guy with old flappy skin shuffling across the locker room naked. I don't even want to see myself naked.
Q0047's picture
Submitted by Q0047 on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 12:18
LOL! The absolute worst thing in a gym locker room: The hairy asshole who uses the gym's blow dryers to dry his fucking pubes at the sinks. That's just fucking foul!
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Submitted by NorthernPlato on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 14:04
you're absolutely right! I don't even stand naked infront of my own sink to shave, and I close the door. Screw the towel, I've still got underwear and the manly comfy jammy pants that I wear when there's company around. I feel some much like Hef when I do that. Anyway, everyone knows it's poor etiquette to acknowledge that anyone else is around when we're naked. We don't chat, and we certainly don't ask others to look at us and determine if we've lost weight. Plato
RIGHT_WINGAMER's picture
Submitted by RIGHT_WINGAMER on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 14:10
HAHHAA ROFL To damn true, I hate the gym for that reason alone..luckily the COO is a gym guy too so he had showers put up on our floor in the building we work in, which has been the talk of the building I guess.

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