Keep your chair then, Office Depot

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DarthClem

One thing that really irks me, and it seems to be getting more and more prevalent, is the pushing of product replacement plans.  Hell, you can't even buy a 360 game now without a Best Buy blue-shirt agressively insisting that you get a PRP.   Today's experience was with Office Depot, as I attempted to buy a nice leather chair for my office.


After the Depot dude drug out the box for me and I thanked him, he began trying to sell me a floor mat (my guess is that it's a high margin item that they use when you're buying something non-electronic).  The conversation went like this:


Him:  I'd highly recommend you get a floor mat with this.


Me: No thanks


Him:  What kind of flooring do you have?


Me: I really don't need a floor mat?


Him: Do you have hard wood floors?  If not, you need a floor mat.


Me: No thanks.  I don't like 'em.


Him:  You're going to want one unless you like having tracks on your carpet.


Me: Tracks?


Him: Yeah, the grease from the chair wheels will leave tracks on your carpet.


Me: That doesn't happen with the other chair I have in my office.


Him:  Then it must be old, because that's how all the chairs move now -- grease.  Otherwise, they wouldn't roll.


Me:  Okay, I don't want a chair that gets grease on my carpet.  You can take this back to the stock room.  See ya.


 

Comments (5)

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OldManRiver48·
Please change your blog title to:\r \r Office Depot saleman gets pWned! :)
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KuruptU4Fun·
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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DragonsFairy83·
They must do that with every chair they sell. I bought a cheap plastic swivel chair from them. I was also asked if I'd like a floor mat.
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TANK·
For stuff like that, i find the best answer is, i already have one thanks.\r \r PRP's are like Gift Cards, a huge percentage of people never use them so it's free money to the store. SO they push them. Except in the case of the 360, they loose money on those :lol:\r
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microscent·
All the new chairs use grease to move now! ROFL!