Keep your chair then, Office Depot

DarthClem

Shared on Sun, 08/05/2007 - 18:19

One thing that really irks me, and it seems to be getting more and more prevalent, is the pushing of product replacement plans.  Hell, you can't even buy a 360 game now without a Best Buy blue-shirt agressively insisting that you get a PRP.   Today's experience was with Office Depot, as I attempted to buy a nice leather chair for my office.

After the Depot dude drug out the box for me and I thanked him, he began trying to sell me a floor mat (my guess is that it's a high margin item that they use when you're buying something non-electronic).  The conversation went like this:

Him:  I'd highly recommend you get a floor mat with this.

Me: No thanks

Him:  What kind of flooring do you have?

Me: I really don't need a floor mat?

Him: Do you have hard wood floors?  If not, you need a floor mat.

Me: No thanks.  I don't like 'em.

Him:  You're going to want one unless you like having tracks on your carpet.

Me: Tracks?

Him: Yeah, the grease from the chair wheels will leave tracks on your carpet.

Me: That doesn't happen with the other chair I have in my office.

Him:  Then it must be old, because that's how all the chairs move now -- grease.  Otherwise, they wouldn't roll.

Me:  Okay, I don't want a chair that gets grease on my carpet.  You can take this back to the stock room.  See ya.

 

Comments

OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Sun, 08/05/2007 - 18:37
Please change your blog title to: Office Depot saleman gets pWned! :)
KuruptU4Fun's picture
Submitted by KuruptU4Fun on Sun, 08/05/2007 - 18:52
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DragonsFairy83's picture
Submitted by DragonsFairy83 on Sun, 08/05/2007 - 22:35
They must do that with every chair they sell. I bought a cheap plastic swivel chair from them. I was also asked if I'd like a floor mat.
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Sun, 08/05/2007 - 22:45
For stuff like that, i find the best answer is, i already have one thanks. PRP's are like Gift Cards, a huge percentage of people never use them so it's free money to the store. SO they push them. Except in the case of the 360, they loose money on those :lol:
microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Mon, 08/06/2007 - 08:32
All the new chairs use grease to move now! ROFL!

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