DarthClem
Shared on Tue, 11/21/2006 - 19:17I received my first Pinata challenge earlier today. My mission: get 3 Sparrowmints bred in time for a party. I'd been keeping my animals from getting out of control, so I only had 2 Sparrowmints to breed with and 2 days to create 3 offspring.
I felt a little dirty, like I was running some sort of paper mache sex slave trade. I forced "Romance Candy", the games version of an aphrodesiac, onto my Sparrowmints. I had them humping like bunnies. I kept feeding Sparrowmints more Romance Candy, unsure if I was getting the parents all horned up or the offspring. Likely, there was some incest in the process.
And after all the romance, I packed up the offspring in a crate and shipped them off. They never even had time to bond with their parents. I succeeded in the challenge, but my soul feels a little bit darker.
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Submitted by Falelorn on Tue, 11/21/2006 - 19:24