Love for sale, Viva-style

DarthClem

Shared on Tue, 11/21/2006 - 19:17

I received my first Pinata challenge earlier today.  My mission: get 3 Sparrowmints bred in time for a party.  I'd been keeping my animals from getting out of control, so I only had 2 Sparrowmints to breed with and 2 days to create 3 offspring.

I felt a little dirty, like I was running some sort of paper mache sex slave trade.  I forced "Romance Candy", the games version of an aphrodesiac, onto my Sparrowmints.  I had them humping like bunnies.  I kept feeding Sparrowmints more Romance Candy, unsure if I was getting the parents all horned up or the offspring.  Likely, there was some incest in the process.

And after all the romance, I packed up the offspring in a crate and shipped them off.  They never even had time to bond with their parents.  I succeeded in the challenge, but my soul feels a little bit darker.

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Submitted by Falelorn on Tue, 11/21/2006 - 19:24
your hooked on Pinata lol

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