Stripper Colony

I've completed 4 weeks now of getting up early to run.  I am to the point that I don't even need my alarm clock anymore.  I automatically wake up at 5:50am.  This morning, I wish I hadn't.

I was having the coolest dream.  I had been traveling door to door demonstrating my 2 handed car washing technique.  I had sponge gloves on each hand and was doing the Daniel-san "wax on, wax off" technique.  Soon I found that I had worked my way out into the country, where the laws were more lax and thus strip clubs could serve alcohol while allowing full nudity.

Behind the strip club were probably 30 or more trailers, where the strippers lived.  It was like a leper colony, but instead of lepers, it was strippers.  It was morning and they were all coming outside to use the community showers, which were out in the open like beach showers.  They were all young and hot and beautiful.  They took turns lathering each other up, wiping each otther down and they had just broken out the Bic razors to do some shaving when...

5:50am rolled around and I woke up.