Thursday mornings are the best for runs

I'm sure my idiot clanmates will think I'm talking about diarrhea, but I'm actually talking about my morning running.

Why are Thursdays fun?  Because it's garbage collection day.  It's fun to see what people look like at 6 in the morning.  Many are in their pajamas or a pair of sweats and they all look pretty unhappy.

Another cool thing is that I get a little voyeuristic insight into people's lives by looking at their garbage as I run by.  When you see 4 or 5 pizza boxes and a recycling bin full of Mountain Dew cans or 3 empty cases of beer, you start to piece together your own imagined story of what their week was like.  It's a little game I play in my mind to entertain and distract myself from my run.