Watching the kids today...

I'm taking today off to watch my kids while the wife works.  Even though my son is 7 and my daughter is 6, my wife was rattling off instructions to me this morning as if she were leaving newborns with me for the first time.  "If you go anywhere, make sure they wear socks and shoes", "If they get hungry, there's food in the fridge or snacks in the pantry", "If they go swimming, make sure they wear swimsuits", "Call me if there are any issues."  She gave me a few more instructions, but all I heard was "blah blah blah..."  Likely she advised me not to wipe my ass with a rake or some such other valuable advice.

So, in honor of my concerned wife Terry, here is my daily drawing of a couple of p-Terry-dactyls in their nest.