DC_Captain
Shared on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 13:09Random thoughts for the day...
immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment
during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I
didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm
font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a
fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really
necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their
directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to
get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting
if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I
wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but
there comes a moment at work when you know that you just
aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of
the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever
comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have
to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I
exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any
changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not
make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble
dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last
ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call
back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd
you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and
looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the
entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in
my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the
other day " Dad what would happen if you ran over a
ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as
well..
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet
on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with
Miller Lites than Kay.
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