Family reunion this weekend?!

Well the wife threw this one down on me a few days ago. Man there goes my chance to go shopping for my big TV this weekend before football season starts. Oh well, put off till next weekend.

So we are heading up to southern Georgia or north Florida(same difference) to visit the gossip-talking-grits-eating kin folk...the inlaws. I swear that must be the thing to do. "Y'all hear about so-and-so sleeping around with so-and-so's husband?" Hollywood can make a TV show about the shit that goes on. Call it, "Desperate Redneck Housewives". Anyway, i can't complain about the food though. They do know how to cook up some damn good BBQ.

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey, and
re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a
pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started
to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SH E'S BLONDE!!