strippers , broken threads , and incest

so i am shopping today , and working in a restaurant  and recieveing tips , i usually have a lot of one dollar bills. i usually get " ohh did you go to the strip club last night? ohhh do you play a lot of poker? that kinda thing. well i am at wally world and the cashier is an eldery lady , easily 60 or 70 and as i am counting out the bills she looks up and says " ohh , did you goto the titty bar last night?" so i look at her and say , very straighfaced " nope , i'm a stripper" ...the lady in line behind me goes " omg , i was wondering where i had seen you before" ...i about lost , i started laughing sooo hard , i didnt have the heart to say i recognized her from the restaurant. and she stuffed a dollar in the front of my jeans.....

anyway onto my rant for the day :

i was active on a webboard for an author that i read . i had taken a break for it from awhile cause of school and stuff and asked them to reactivate my account yesterday. get the email mail this morning , so i responded to a few posts , then i restarted a thread i had on there before they deactivated my account. it is just a thread where i post funny pics , stories , videos etc.... well they have already pulled the first 3 posts i did , and gave me 3 infractions which means 1 more and i get kicked off . now this particular authors books have graphic  sex  , lots of violence and bloodshed . sooo what could be soooo bad that they had to pull it?  wish i could figure out how to post pics but i will just try and describe ....the first was a demotivational poster that had a pic from harry potter on it where harry and ron are seating ina group of students on what appear to be bleachers and it looks like harry has his hand down the front of ron's pants. this is circled in red and its says wtf? next to it. the message on the poster reads  " the internet : pointing out uncomfortable things since 1996", the second was a pic of a decal on the back door of where i work that reads " C.S.A confederate security agency . trespassers will be violated " , and the third was a pic of our employee bathroomdoor that has a decal on it with the silloutte of someone passing wind and it says " dangerous gasses".....so i dont understand what was sooo bad with those? in her books she describes various sex acts , people being shot , having their throats ripped out etc.....sooo really wtf?

and on that note i will leave you with an innappropiate joke...this is for cotter " how do you circumsize someone from tenn.? slap their sister on the back of her head"