Quotes

DreadPirate75

Shared on Wed, 02/28/2007 - 11:39

Keeping with the complete randomness of my blog entries, today i decided to post my favorite movie quotes. I had a few minutes this morning to weed out the non-hackers and keep the top 10 Dreadpirate 75 Best-All-Time-In-The-History-of-The-Universe-Ever movie quotes. I ask in return for this glorious nugget of joy that you add your own favorite quote/quotes in the comments. I enjoy comments if you cant tell.

So..without further ado:

The Top 10 Dreadpirate 75 Best-All-Time-In-The-History-of-The-Universe-Ever Movie Quotes

10. What about the twinky, Ray? - Ghostbusters

9. Whats a nubian? - Chasing Amy

8. I was cured, all right! - A Clockwork Orange

7. Everything? OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. - The Goonies

6. Dante - 37 dicks! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Customer - In a row?

5. We're gonna need a bigger boat - Jaws

4. I Love Lamp... - Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgandy

3. Show a little backbone, will ya! - Raiders of the Lost Ark

2. When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Big Trouble in Little China

1. May the Force be with you - Star Wars

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