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Theory Part Zwei

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Shared on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 10:18

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"Last we left the intrepid blogger he was reporting on a satirical new theory he thought of on the way to work. Lets jump back in to the exciting conclusion!"

Age 17-20 - at this age period we see one of two things. A nicely merged maturity to the age or the complete opposite, which is a HUGE gap in maturity (immature or ubermature). This leads to serious issues with the social aspects of those in this age group. If you are not on the middle-ground you are either running around stoned/drunk with that lightsaber you created from the schematics a couple years ago or you have secluded yourself into your own think-tank and are bending spoons with your mind....and are stoned/drunk. But we all know what happens when you SWI. (Spoonbending While Intoxicated)

age 21-25 - at this age it is legal for you to purchase booze and go to bars. (In the United States) All mental growth and merging of maturity levels is on hold as you scrounge all your laundry money to go out and get shitfaced while attempting new alcohol related hobbies. (I.E. Karaoke, Extreme Air-Guitaring, and Beer Pong to name a few)

Age 25 + - Reality. A HUGE shift occurs in maturity as you realize that staying out untill 4 in the morning only to return home to lounge about and hit up the various consoles and computer games untill the next evening binge is NOT a career option...unless you are a Kennedy or Tom Green. Throw in the relationship factor and your world starts changing right before your eyes as you attempt to merge your maturity to match what it takes to survive. (I.E. Start a career, family, build your own Death Star, etc.)  It is at this point you are qualified for the next milestone in life...joining 2O2P.com. This serves as the anchor to keep your maturity (either lack of or too much of) reminiscent of times past. (E.X. you post hoobs pics daily, video game montages, pictures of  teabagging other members at lans, or psychotic ramblings on blogs/forums)

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TheCrazyPerson's picture
Submitted by TheCrazyPerson on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 21:30
Yeah I'm 26 and I fit the profile...thanks for telling me about me...lol
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 10:22
Nailed it dead on. Good post.
BrokenDesign's picture
Submitted by BrokenDesign on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 10:34
Yes, excellent. At my age 25+ there are slight amendments... up till 1am constantly and consistently working on freelance stuff, making for a technically 16 hour work day and only find time to game here and there but not nearly enough. I need to finish these projects up so I can have some semblance of a gaming live again....
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Submitted by CapnHun on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 10:35
Now we come to 25-30, 30-35 and 35-40. I won't be able to describe these stages so well as you, and since you haven't expierenced the older ones, you won't have enough back ground so we will have to make do. 25-30 You start to expierence the 'consequenses' of your earlier choices...children, marriage relationships or divorces, mortgages ect..etc... 30-35 There must be a way back...also your children are starting to mentally be to the age where you can relate to them...you can either pretend you are the God-like figure that they set you up for when they were little or you can be honest with them and start getting them prepared for life. 35-40 This is where you start being responsible for things that had nothing to do with YOUR choices. Parents dieing (this can happen sooner or later but I am in general), your ex's relationships effects on your children. Its where 'Life isn't fair, deal with it really starts to come into play. You start to take a serious look at consequences of your behavior before you make decisions cause you are really can't handle any more mistakes at this point.
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Submitted by CapnHun on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 10:36
P.S. I will leave it to you to make this amusing...I am way too serious for my own good!!!

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