Drost
Shared on Tue, 08/28/2007 - 16:39It was a long drive out under an unforgiving sun. Even with the a/c cranked up in the rear of the car, I was regretting putting on the jacket and tie.
Trix was in boots, a short skirt, and a vest-top, showing off both sleeves of tattoos. “You think I’m covering up for the fucking Roanokes? I’m going to take a dump in their oven.”
“Hell, I don’t care. I need to look professional, you can look any way you like.”
“I like you in suits. You should get a new one, though. That one’s a bit frayed.”
“Oh, that’s not wear and tear. That’s where the rat would eat at it.”
“The rat.”
“The super-rat in my office. One time I put tinfoil on the floor outside his rat hole and hooked it up to a car battery. When he walked out on it, he should’ve lit up like a murderer on Old Sparky. But he stood up on his hind legs like Tony Montana in Scarface, you know? ‘I can take your fucking bullets.’ Soaked up every volt in the battery, jumped up on my desk and had sex with my sandwich until it dissolved. I hate that rat.”
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