Get yelled at for something you did in someones dream?

DrWhistler

Shared on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 14:08

So I'm lying in bed, its 3am. I'm in a light sleep and can hear the train off in the distance passing by. Its quiet, calm, even the animals are asleep when all of a sudden I'm startled by words, "WHAT, YOU DONT LIKE MY FUCKING COOKING!?!?!?!". In my confusion I simply replied, 'huh?'. Then she responds, "THEN WHY DID YOU SWITCH DISHES?". Again I go 'huh?". Then she, my wife, rolls over and everything goes quiet. I make mental note not to forget this and bring it up the next morning and we have a good laugh.

Anyone out there have to apologize to their wife for what they did in their dream?

My brothers girlfriend told me she also yells at him for things he does in her dreams, lol.

FEMALES!!!!!

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dos's picture
Submitted by dos on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 14:15
Make certain that you always drive from A to B.
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 14:19
My wife will give me the cold shoulder all day with me having no idea what I might have done only to have her explain that I was mean to her in her dream.....
FatalPoison's picture
Submitted by FatalPoison on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 15:16
He's lucky I didn't slug him....LMFAO
SGTDuff's picture
Submitted by SGTDuff on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 15:24
my wifes dad weird as this sounds taught me a neat trick over Christmas vacation a few years ago. when they start talking like that act like you are a pizza delivery guy or some other waiter of food you order a lot. interupt them by asking what kind of toppings they want or what kind of crust. my wife will actually start ordering a pizza in her sleep and forget all about what she was yelling at. Give it a shot.
DrWhistler's picture
Submitted by DrWhistler on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 15:39
LOL, I'll remember that SFTDuff. You just reminded me of a story my grandfather told me where he talked my grandmother through delivering twins in her sleep.
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 15:49
My wife wakes up some mornings pissed off at me because of something I did in the dream. WTF is that? Every once in a while she'll wake up and hit me. I think that qualifies as spousal abuse ! :lol:
bunky's picture
Submitted by bunky on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 16:16
I've tried talking back to him, asking questions but he wakes up and tells me to STFU, lol
Falelorn's picture
Submitted by Falelorn on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 17:10
I was married to a French girl (english was her 2nd language and she spoke perfect english) but she dreamed in French and my French to say the least is bad so I would ask her what she was saying in her sleep the next morning... she called me her "Little Cabbage Head" .. I was very put off... bitch.. :p
CyberWolves's picture
Submitted by CyberWolves on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 19:50
What I've done and even worse things I didn't do but "should have". Sometimes ya just can't win. :)

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