Hi, my name is d3, and my son...is a Timmie.

dthree

Shared on Sun, 04/22/2007 - 12:04
I didn't want to admit it, but I have seen the signs and cannot live the lie any more. He may try to deny it, but its as plain as the pimple on the nose on his face. He is often rude and demanding on the headset to his teammates, celebrates accidental kills with boasts of superior skills, and somehow manages to annoy me even when I am not playing and he is. Worst of all, he's starting to beat me in games i play more than him. (but not GHII, luckily) Well, he will find out the negative consequences of pwning his dad: I control the $, I control the internet access, and most importantly, I control bedtime. HA!

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CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Sun, 04/22/2007 - 14:15
I heard that being a Timmie is genetically transmitted, and generally skips a generation...
NotStyro's picture
Submitted by NotStyro on Sun, 04/22/2007 - 15:25
You forgot one - you control the headset. The power over this Timmie can be yours, if you desire...
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Sun, 04/22/2007 - 15:26
My condolences
dthree's picture
Submitted by dthree on Mon, 04/23/2007 - 01:35
Good point, NotStyro.
doodirock's picture
Submitted by doodirock on Sun, 04/22/2007 - 12:09
Preach on!
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Sun, 04/22/2007 - 12:20
Only you have the power!
Falelorn's picture
Submitted by Falelorn on Sun, 04/22/2007 - 13:54
beat timmys ass with a belt.. that teaches them

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