elbe121
Shared on Fri, 06/15/2007 - 06:54Thank heavens for the weekend! I ended up finally finding a home for my ferrets. My uncle told me that my cousin wanted them and as long as he took care of them he could have them, I think that my unlce really wanted them too! I told em its like getting a divorce from my ferrets, they dont live with me but I have visitation rights! Thanks to everyone for the advise with them.
Why does everyone in the world think that your trying to lowball them? My cousin and I made an offer on another house, and offered the lady her asking amount less closing costs. The home owners parents tell her not to take it for a cent less than what she asked for, including the closing costs. What the hell? We offered you your asking price less closing and thats not good enough? We have it in writting that the closing would be less than 2 grand and thats still not good enough for you. She had the nerve to tell us that if in 90 days no one made an offer that she would except ours. I told her in 90 days she could stick her head where the sun dont shine if she thinks that we would still offer the same amount, and even if she hadnt sold it yet we aren't going to take a second look at it. Now shes trying to contact our realitor and see if we're still interested. I gues going 2 weeks with us making the only legitimate offer kinda has her a little worried now. All I can say is your loss. (but damn that was a nice house and i REALLY want out of the parents house)
Saturday is date night for me! The g/f and I are going out to one of those dinner/movie combo things, and they sell liquor their too...but im the d.d. so no drinky for me. Things with the g/f have done a 180 degree turnaround. We're excited to hear from each other and usually she gets dissappointed if our plans fall through cause she doesnt get to see me! Its a miracle what a few weeks apart can do for a relationship, it'll make you or break you as she likes to say. I guess I am a lucky person that we are able to work things out.
Heres a joke for you all today
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed."
The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed."
Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed."
The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
AND ANOTHER CAUSE IM NICE
Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I've ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' "
"Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
Why does everyone in the world think that your trying to lowball them? My cousin and I made an offer on another house, and offered the lady her asking amount less closing costs. The home owners parents tell her not to take it for a cent less than what she asked for, including the closing costs. What the hell? We offered you your asking price less closing and thats not good enough? We have it in writting that the closing would be less than 2 grand and thats still not good enough for you. She had the nerve to tell us that if in 90 days no one made an offer that she would except ours. I told her in 90 days she could stick her head where the sun dont shine if she thinks that we would still offer the same amount, and even if she hadnt sold it yet we aren't going to take a second look at it. Now shes trying to contact our realitor and see if we're still interested. I gues going 2 weeks with us making the only legitimate offer kinda has her a little worried now. All I can say is your loss. (but damn that was a nice house and i REALLY want out of the parents house)
Saturday is date night for me! The g/f and I are going out to one of those dinner/movie combo things, and they sell liquor their too...but im the d.d. so no drinky for me. Things with the g/f have done a 180 degree turnaround. We're excited to hear from each other and usually she gets dissappointed if our plans fall through cause she doesnt get to see me! Its a miracle what a few weeks apart can do for a relationship, it'll make you or break you as she likes to say. I guess I am a lucky person that we are able to work things out.
Heres a joke for you all today
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed."
The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed."
Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed."
The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
AND ANOTHER CAUSE IM NICE
Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I've ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' "
"Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
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Submitted by ekattan on Fri, 06/15/2007 - 07:12