Teachers Comments

These are actual comments made on
students' report cards by teachers in the New York City
public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but they are funny!)

1. Since my last report, your child
has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to
breed.

3. Your child has delusions of
adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village
somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal
standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a 'full
six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together.

7. This child has been working with
glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ
reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are
flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more
stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe
the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the
hamster is definitely dead.