I don't want to complain

Eviluncle

Shared on Mon, 08/25/2008 - 17:18

   Why do people start off by saying I don't want to complain and then complain? Just shut the fuck up and don't complain.

     Today I fired up the smoker behind the my shop to smoke some ribs. I have been doing this for around 7 months now and do it a couple of times a week and on Saturday. I have had no complaints from anyone in the complex and it helps me sell the grills and smokers at my shop. I do hand out free food to anyone who asks.

   Well there is a new tennant in the complex and he came into my shop today and asked me if I could move my smoker so the smoke doesn't waft into his shop.  This is also the same guy who on Saturday raved about my Tri-Tip and was so happy that I cook at work. I asked him what the problem was and he said the smoke will stink his shop up and possibly cause smoke damage to his clothing that he sells. Well anyone who has smelled a smoker running most likely won't complain about the smell. He does have a point about his clothing.

   I ask him if the exhaust from all of the bikes he fixes cause any damage to the clothes? He didn't really have a reply to that. I then ask him when he is going to move the 30 foot flat bed truck parked in the lot and taking up 6 parking spaces I also ask him about the two broken down minivans I saw him drop off and then leave sitting there for 2 months.

  Well I agreed to stop smoking during the week as long as he moves his shit vehicles out of the lot and I will only smoke on Saturdays and he better close the fucking roll up door to keep the smoke out of his shop. 

  Don't ever let it be said I am not open to compromise.  Fucking people piss me off.

 

Comments

sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 04:33
I'd make him move his shit, and then smoke on a week day just for spite
Big0ne's picture
Submitted by Big0ne on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 06:59
What a diplomat.
dkhodz's picture
Submitted by dkhodz on Mon, 08/25/2008 - 17:46
I hate people that only cause problems... way to make him fix his shit first.
M13a77's picture
Submitted by M13a77 on Mon, 08/25/2008 - 17:52
Well Played sir.
XSSmoke's picture
Submitted by XSSmoke on Mon, 08/25/2008 - 17:55
Nicely done Gaius.
Cranefolder's picture
Submitted by Cranefolder on Mon, 08/25/2008 - 18:12
WOOT! Fucking REPRESENT on his bitch ass! Gaius, you are the wind beneath my wings...
DanLeCrinque's picture
Submitted by DanLeCrinque on Mon, 08/25/2008 - 21:19
People suck.

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