Back To The Future: This Is Really, Really Heavy

EvolveYourself

Shared on Mon, 07/01/2013 - 17:34

Note:  The following is a parody,and in no way is meant to represent anyone involved with one of the greatest movie trilogies of all time.

 

Back To The Future:  This Is Really, Really Heavy


 

So, the whole thing goes down as portrayed in the movie, until we get to the night of the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance.  As Marty sits in the car with Lorraine, waiting for George to "rescue" Lorraine from his advances, the conversation takes place as normal.  Lorraine kisses Marty, discovers the uncomfortable sensation of the familiarity of it, and backs off.  However, Biff is not standing outside, ready to yank Marty from the car and progress the story.  Instead, Marty and Lorraine continue to sit in the car in uncomfortable silence, taking occasional pulls from the bottle of bourbon that Lorraine stole from her mother's liquor cabinet.  Soon, the alcohol takes effect, their inhibitions are lowered, and Marty and Lorraine find themselves making out again; this time with less discomfort.  By the time that George arrives to play his part in the original plan, Marty and Lorraine are having sex in the back seat of the car.  Seeing this, George abandons the plan and walks home.  As he walks, his entire life plays through his mind.  A life of weakness and victimization.  Servility and self-loathing.  Loss and regret.  By the time he arrives home he has built up a rage of pent-up aggression.  He takes his father's service revolver (a Marine-issued .45 that his father carried throughout the Pacific Theatre; another reminder of his existence as a disappointment to his man's man father) and heads back to the dance.  As he reaches the school grounds he is accosted by Biff and his gang.  Upon seeing his primary tormentors George forgets Marty and Lorraine and instead uses the pistol to kill them.  Terrified at what he’s done, George turns the gun on himself and uses the final round to commit suicide.

 

Marty and Lorraine know nothing about the shooting because they’d already left.  As he drives Lorraine home, Marty’s drunken mind slowly begins to realize what exactly he’s done.  Overcome with self disgust, Marty goes on a tirade, calling Lorraine a manipulative slut who has ruined his life.  After kicking an emotionally wrecked Lorraine out of the car, Marty drives out to Clayton Ravine and jumps off of the bridge, killing himself.  

 

After Marty fails to return to City Hall in time for the lightning strike, Doc Brown takes the Delorean back home and spends the rest of the night looking for Marty.   He finds out about Marty’s suicide when a story about the tragic deaths of the previous night appears in the paper the next day.  Doc pays for Marty’s funeral (continuing to claim that Marty was his nephew), and is confronted at the burial by a tearful Lorraine who confesses to him what happened between Marty and herself.  Doc sends Lorraine on her way and swears to himself to make things right.  He spends the next several years making improvements on the time machine, managing to remove the need to generate friction for a time dispersal field by driving at 88 mile per hour, and working to obtain a sample of plutonium large enough to power two trips in the time machine, finally succeeding.  He plans to go back to the location of Marty’s arrival in 1959, but an hour earlier, however the malfunction in the wiring in the time circuitry causes him to arrive an hour later. Old Man Peabody, still awake after the original Delorean’s arrival sees Doc Brown’s arrival and promptly shoots and kills Doc with his shotgun.  Fearing that his barn has become some sort of beacon for alien invaders, he burns it down with both Doc’s body and the Delorean still inside.

 

Meanwhile, Lorraine has given birth to the child that she conceived with Marty at the dance.  Despite being disowned by her father, she raises the child, who she names Calvin Marty Klein Jr.  At the age of nine, Calvin is playing with matches while his exhausted single mother sleeps on the couch after a double shift at Lou’s Diner.  The living room carpet catches fire, and a panicked Calvin throws the contents of his mother’s glass on the flames to try and extinguish the fire.  However, Lorraine has become an alcoholic, and the bourbon in the glass causes the fire to grow out of control.  Both Calvin, Lorraine and seven other people in the apartment building are killed before firefighters can reach them.


The End

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EvolveYourself's picture
Submitted by EvolveYourself on Mon, 07/01/2013 - 17:52

PS:  A firefighter did manage to get Calvin Jr. out of the burning building, but his injuries were too severe, and he died in the man’s arms.  Years of horrible dreams about that night led the man to drink.  He became a hopeless alcoholic, eventually losing his job and his home.  He never left the city of Hill Valley, though.  To this day, Red the Bum can be found sleeping on the benches outside of the town square.

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Submitted by DEEP_NNN on Mon, 07/01/2013 - 19:26

Woah!

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