Alcoholics blow

Falelorn

Shared on Tue, 01/02/2007 - 03:51
since Xmas I seem to attract butt heads who think that they are tough and want to play.

I didnt go out for new years, bad headache.

My next door neighbors had a party, which is fine and cool, but the warm weather allowed some of their guests to play out side and enter my backyard.

I was making a drink when I hear crash, and a "OOPS".. seems my BBQ decided to go for a ride off the deck, Im not mad, just annoyed. So I go out tell them to get out of the yard and I pick up the BBQ and push it back on the deck when a little ass smurf decides that being about 15 inches and 120 pounds lighter then me keeps him in the same class and starts the name calling.

Seriously, anyone who drinks, make sure you have a little voice in your head that says.. dont pick fights with people who can palm your skull and have to bend over to reach your face.

Besides that, its going to be a good new year I think..

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CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Fri, 01/05/2007 - 23:46
I keep running into that same problem, especially when I'm going through a stint of looking presentable. It seems that groomed I look like a pushover, or something. My caveman-look makes people want to avoid me a little, so the problem is less the messier I look. :)
A_Burn's picture
Submitted by A_Burn on Tue, 01/02/2007 - 10:15
Ass Smurf... Hee Hee. So did you pick him up and throw him back for being too small?

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