Getting old can suck

Proof...

- at 18 you could party all night and not even feel anything the next day after 2 hours of sleep.. at 33 you wake up and feel the night before..
- at 18 you could fight and unless you were beat down only a set of scuffed up hands would prove it.. at 33 you wake up and are sore all over and did not even get hit.
- at 18 you could get drunk much cheaper and at 33 it takes much more booze
- at 18 fermented camel piss would on tap would be good enough.. now its getting to the point that you prefer 20 year old scotch.. brought to you by 20 year old waitresses
- at 18 you could pick up a girl, she could care less if you car was crappy and now you are being judged by your car, how you dress and the size of your wallet


But it isnt all so bad..

- at 18 you would wake up with a 30 year old and think, damnit hope my friends dont notice, at 33 you wake up with a 30 year old and think, damn wish my friends could see her..