dumbass award

FireWtr96

Shared on Mon, 10/30/2006 - 21:36
it isn;t the falling that hurts it is the sudden stop that seems to always get you.


some idiot tried to break intomy yard at work. in doing so dropped 23 feet breaking both legs, punctured his lung and what not....... like i said  it is falling that isnt so bad it is the sudden stop that seemed to have gotten him.

so...... the moron called 911 from my work phone after he managed to hobble to the phone. told the police he worked there and he feel asleep.

all the while my 2 guard pups ( zues and king german shepard pups 4 months old........ the most awesome puppies in the world) barking at him. were no where to be found. but i still heart them. :) 


moral of the story:

falling isn;t so bad.  the sudden stop is what hurts

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Brad's picture
Submitted by Brad on Mon, 10/30/2006 - 23:04
watch out, he may sue you for not having the phone right where he fell...
A_Burn's picture
Submitted by A_Burn on Tue, 10/31/2006 - 11:03
A true Darwin runner up. Is he getting charged with B&E and tresspass?

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