WTF???

Flying_Saffa

Shared on Thu, 03/13/2008 - 08:23

A WOMAN was stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet for TWO YEARS, it was revealed yesterday.

 

Her legs wasted away and her skin grew around the seat.

Her boyfriend brought her food and water every day and asked if she was coming out of the bathroom — but she would reply: “Maybe tomorrow.”

He eventually called in police, who found the 35-year-old woman with her jogging bottoms pulled down to mid-thigh.

She initially refused to leave but was convinced to do so by the cops.

The seat was still attached to her as they took her to hospital to cut it away.

Sheriff Bryan Whipple said: “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just stuck by her body.”

Police may charge the boyfriend, 36, with mistreating her — but he claims she just didn’t want to leave.

He has yet to explain why he waited so long before raising the alarm and telling cops: “Something’s wrong with my girlfriend.”

The unnamed woman, of Ness City, Kansas, refuses to talk to investigators.

Neighbour James Ellis said she had a tough childhood after her mum died.

 

http://thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article909822.ece

Comments

TKBosss's picture
Submitted by TKBosss on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 08:18
infinitely better than yours!!! :)
Snuphy's picture
Submitted by Snuphy on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 08:20
Does that mean good morning nookie is out of the question??
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 08:33
Gives "Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey" a whole new meaning!
SirRoberts's picture
Submitted by SirRoberts on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 09:06
"gently laid him on the ground, and beat the shit out of him with a shovel." LOL!!
MrGuster's picture
Submitted by MrGuster on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 09:11
Even though my kids were screaming all night, I think I have had a better start to the day than you. At least I had a cup of coffee before anything challenging started.
Azuredreams's picture
Submitted by Azuredreams on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 09:26
Aww man, uncool. Did you have to beat it with a shovel? The thing was out of your house man.
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 09:32
Get this mutherfarkin' snake out of my mutherfarkin den!!!!
buckeye75's picture
Submitted by buckeye75 on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 09:50
If you find mice next time you'll wish that snake was still in the yard.
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 10:43
Maybe you should get that trailer on blocks so the snakes can't get in.
dreadKnights's picture
Submitted by dreadKnights on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:37
That was some funny reading. Glad everything worked out. "legless spawn of Satan" That was some funny shit. Thanks
alabama_old_fart's picture
Submitted by alabama_old_fart on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:38
@azure, yes, I did. A lot. @buckeye, have a cat for that, and 3 dogs. I don't have mice or mole problems @Tara, it's still on the axles. Lots of axles.
Lusetti67's picture
Submitted by Lusetti67 on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:45
I would have went for the shovel before the pillow case. Nice blog post Bama ....... Miss you ; )
BasBleu's picture
Submitted by BasBleu on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 13:08
I don't get it. You went through all that trouble just so you could unnecessarily kill it then? Must be a southern thing.
Snuphy's picture
Submitted by Snuphy on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 13:38
I once did an opossum with a shovel. It, and its kin, had set up residence in my mom’s basement and made occasional forages upstairs for snacks. It was one of its brethren that stopped on top of a fence, head high, looked at me and hissed. I went medieval on that mofo with a piece of lumber, which is how I picture you with shovel and snake. Good stuff.
alabama_old_fart's picture
Submitted by alabama_old_fart on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 14:25
@Bas, it was so necessary, if for nothing else than getting me up at 4:30 @Lusetti, the shovel inside would have damaged my hardwood floors. @Snuphy, I did almost the same thing with a possum after picking it up and throwing it in the garbage because I thought it was dead. Wasn't
govnamac's picture
Submitted by govnamac on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 18:07
Your house/trailer is on blocks but has hardwood floors? I thought you rednecks just use the shotguns that are under your pilliows.
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Thu, 03/13/2008 - 08:30
I read that, she sounded like she had soome obvious mental problems. I am surprised her boyfriend didn't call for help earlier

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