Delusions of Grandeur

Flywalker

Shared on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 01:35
    Well boys and girls this is my first blog entry.  Hold on to your seats because I plan to share tid bits of vast wisdom with you lucky few here at 2o2p.  It will only take a sentence or two.   I will even try to spell check!!!! 

    The first item of business is to work on my blog title.  Now i know some of you lucky few are actually artistically blessed,  I am definitly not.  I would love for someone to volunteer to help me with my blog title and my signature for the site.  However I am a true believer in you get what you pay for.  Therefore I am putting the call out to you artists.  Please help me, I AM WILLING TO PAY ACTUAL MONEY or trade.  Please just drop me a PM if you are interested and some examples of previouse genius would be welcome but not required.  We will discuss what I would like and I am interested in.  Also If your work is great, I might be able to use you in helping me with my website which is in the infant stages(lets just say I am about to get to first base with its mother). I am hoping to have it started by the end of march or april.

    Now it is time to tell everyone about me.  My name is Flywalker and I am an addict.  I am addicted to video games.  This is unfortunate because if I had used my time I have spent playing games to do something useful, I would rule the world by now.  Or maybe just Arkansas.   I am a farmer, I farm wheat and soybeans with my dad.  Rule #1 never go into business with family.  I have a college degree in Ag Business.  Yes I went to school, paid tuition, and I am still a farmer.  (Insert Joke of life here)   I am married for the second and last time.  I hope I got it right this time.  She is great she is actually the reason I game.  She bought me my first PS2.  I went online with it playing Killzone, then I borrowed her brothers xbox and played Halo and the rest is history.  She does not regret her choice I hope.  She just graduated with her MBA,  I hope she does well enough to support me, did Mention I am a farmer.  I know most of you think of farmers as very rich.  Some are, some are my friends and they are very wealthy, I am not.  I am 35 and still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.   I am looking for that life changing event that lets me know what I am susposed to do with my life.  Anyday now I hope.

    In my blog in the future I hope to discuss some of my insights into everyday life and such.  I will hopefully be an interesting read.  Or if it were on actual paper something to use in the woods during the absence of toilet paper.  I read alot of the blogs on this site and find that most of them are very interesting.  I really like the ones with naked chicks.  Durty and sexkitten I like ya'lls the most.  But they all give me a new kinda read on the people on this website.  Which by the way is the best website on the net.  Thanks doodi!!!

    Well this is all for now but hopefully you will be reading more from me daily and all you artistic people please contact me,  I can't draw a straight line.

Comments

CyberWolves's picture
Submitted by CyberWolves on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 05:45
Great first blog Flywalker! Sounds like you have a good sense of humor, a healthy outlook on life and a great wife! What more could a man ask for… How about a Farm? :) In all seriousness, being a “city boy” myself I have a lot of respect for farmers as they are the foundation and backbone this nation was built on and without them I’d be real hungry. I wouldn't call myself artistic by any stretch; but I have done my share of Banner Ads, Blog Titles and, yes, even websites (I've been doing this on and off since about 1994). If you don’t get any more qualified offers, drop me a PM and we can chat. Wolf
Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 07:59
very interesting first read, great start and welcome to the site
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 08:18
Excellent first blog! I would love to hear about what it is that you do. I work for the PMRA (Canadian EPA) and I hope to be dealing with more growers soonish (perhaps, hopefully taking a new job within the PMRA). I would love to hear about your trials and tribulations!
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Submitted by Ag3nt_Or4ngE on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 08:41
Good reading Fly! Just think where both Clinton's have been and another trying to get in the big office, then Mike Huckabee working his way towards that big office. That could have been you if you would have put all that game time into ruling Arkansas then the USA!

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