3 freak's are better than 1

Why oh why can't I clone 2 more of myself. Life would be so much sweeter. I could play video games all day, work a full time job and still attend school for my passion (music). but then, would I get jealous of myself??? Would Freak's #2 & #3 be envious of Freak #1 for being able to play video games all day??? Or maybe Freak #2 would be jealous of Freak #3 for following "his" passion. Maybe Freak #1 would want the money that Freak #2 is making so he could buy the latest console/game/PC/etc.

In the end, it would prolly be better if I could just move at the speed of light. Then time would multiply so much that I would have as much of it as I wanted to complete everything I felt like.

And I don't wanna hear any scientific facts about time and/or some space continuum (sp?) that would disprove my "Speed of Light = Infinite Time" theory. :P