Are there Faceplants on Facebook?

It’s going to be hotter here on Thursday than Satan’s armpit, I understand that it gets hotter in other parts of the country but we get a lot of super cold weather. I just don’t think it is fair to get both. I would think though that the hottest place is in Satan’s butt and that’s the last place I want to be. Thank goodness I don’t live there.

Death by asphalt or death by ass fault? Either way I believe it would be impacted.

Fragmented mind, fragmented sentences linked together by loose concepts of grammar. It would be a feeble attempt at an understanding of how language works and the blatant misuse of English. Every teacher would cringe as the big thumb nail of logic was ripped off the hand of the paragraph. Really? You really think that a question mark is thought provoking? Blind to the content at hand, you nuke it! Just shove that hard drive into your mouth, slide it until your elbow meets your teeth. You know they always loved each other, that is why they were content with a long distance relationship, but now that they have had a taste of the physical connect, your elbow and teeth will want to meet more often.

Bullfrogs and horses should be natural friends, like a contractual agent for a fee. Do not deny their legal love, their true honor for the code. They are not lovers for their parts will not work, but two beings that share the affinity for law, justice and the system that those two ideals represent! Do not deny them their rare and beautiful tangled web of philosophy and animal magnetism. They love law! They love law!

They love law!

They love law!

They love law!

 

There is Christmas in July but now there is autumn in June. Peace on earth, falafel for everyone.