BLOPSII, H4, GOW3 and more names that make no sense

What if the world was destroyed and all that was left was a stapler? Or better yet what if someone launched a VW Bug into space and then it came back after 3,000 years and terrorized earth with its clever but slightly racist vanity license plate! And if I witnessed its inevitable transcendence into a multi-dimensional super being I would feign masturbation being the universal who gives a crap signal, and the VW super being would see this, would it care? Would it understand? And what kind of super being would it be if it didn’t? Yeah, it would be a nerdy super being that’s what, I bet it would get teased by Veeeger on the super dimensional being playground. And then in the sequel when a Claymation alien that looks like a cross between a ferret and a banana get stuffed up a VW Bus’s tail pipe, crawling its way to the carburetor, will that super nerd bend a hubcap to save its brethren? Yeah why is it whenever someone becomes a god in a show they always go off somewhere else? And we all say, if I became a god I would stick around and take care of blah blah blah, you know damn well that when you win the lottery or sacrifice 10,000 of your neighbors to become a demon lord, you are not going to stick around and have a kegger! You are going to trip the night fantastic in the gamma quadrant!