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Sometimes in the office place coworkers make unwanted advances on other coworkers but the problem that is rampant in offices around the country is unwanted advancement.  I feel I’ve experienced this myself and know of several people who have suffered this fate.  You get pulled into a secluded location by your boss, maybe after work at a seedy bar or at dinner or at lunch and you are told that you are advancing in the company.  However with this new position comes more responsibility and more work, a new title, but no increase in pay or benefits, but yes you also get to work more hours.  This is called unwanted advancement and it’s a serious issue that must be addressed.  I think it’s best to decline but often times a boss’s feelings maybe hurt or retaliation may occur when someone else is “promoted” and that person finds out you declined the position.  Upper management may frown, but I say fight back and maybe you’ll get demoted and get less work and if you play your cards right your pay might remain the same.

 

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Final Question:  A band makes a hit and it’s a one hit wonder.  10 years later a new band covers that one hit wonder and it turns into another one hit wonder.  What do you call this new band/song?