Duck is a dish best served cold.

I am ambivalent towards paper clips. I feel like I am some quasi drunken Russian man in his mid-forties who sits at his desk at the steel mill in Novosibirsk and looks at his paper clips.  He picks each one up and calls it Father. “Hey Father, bind me this paper like a good worker.” he says.

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a human chair, you know like someone to sit on?

I think all those big dark green boxes that are everywhere are where the bunnies and elves hide their children.

DP stands for Dr. Pepper, not for what you think it stands for.

The electric slide is not only a dance but it is what we commonly refer to as descending into Hell.