Eye of the Tiger! Eye of the Tiger soup that is!

1 cup synthetic eye of tiger, it’s all cod to me

½ teaspoon Horseradish

A dash of Sriracha

1 can Tomato Juice

12 years of intense Kung Fu training Eye of the Tiger Style

3 broken ribs…your ribs or your opponent’s

5 of your teeth

And a slight case of dysentery

I say you say we all say nuke ‘em into glass, it’s like a Mad Scientist who uses the Mohave Desert to create the world’s largest glass bowl.

Okay, get ready and here we go…it’s Friday, it’s time to throw out those soft vowel sounds and error on the side of hard consonants, it’s time to see how high you jump under the blades of a helicopter and you’ll know when you’ve jumped high enough, it’s time to eat a dry packet of Jell-O Pistachio Pudding, it’s time to wear your wife’s underwear on the outside of your business casualness, it’s time to beg to be let out early from work for good behavior, it’s time to chuck all your CDs at the neighbors Lord Knows we need a good CD fight, it’s time to blast your stereo until your ears bleed, it’s time to blast your brain with mindless ideas of fun and religious animal expletives until your committed to finding the next dimension of men’s fashion involving dead animals and faux human skin shoes, don’t be a real cannibal embrace the pseudo cannibal movement eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh eat fake human flesh its more than a tongue twister it’s a tongue pleaser it’s chocolate gasoline for your sugar fire.

Cinnamon sticks and angel wicks, bumper crops of crocs, standing tall among the pines they be not Amish they’re just white. Menanites vs. Femanintes

Shove it all in cause you got 62 hours!