FaceCrack!

First of I just realized that my socks are just along for the ride! Ride socks of destruction ride!!!

Okay I was hooked for a day…but since then I’ve been too busy I’ve had no time for FACECRACK! I picture the poor Stay at Home Parent who clings to the 19 inch monitor with skeletal claws reading and watching all the posts from their 400 friends. Thousands and thousands of pictures and stories about events involving the many many prodigy of the land, the child entertainment slaves, I mean how many times can you force your children to say “CHEESE!” and dance around a cake or in the drive way or at the amusement park or waterpark. Be happy children, for your privacy is plastered all over the electronic world for all to gawk at. The skin puppet you call a parent is driven to show the world in deranged pleasure how happy and creatively talented you are. Strive to be at the top and stoop over the cliff to see the litter of polaroid’s the third world has placed in your honor, honor you say yes it is an honor to be so technologically advanced you can laugh at a treasured photo because it can merely be shared with several hundred people at most while you can prostitute your image for free to billions and billions upon more billions as you shoot it into space 360 degrees 365 days a year for as long as your little heart beats to that narcissistic drum.